This is a waste of a page. But I'm gonna put stuff here anyways. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT OK!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Anyways, what to say. I don't want to say much about myself. I live in western United States, but after realizing how fricking stupid all of us are, have adapted language elements and mannerisms of other countrys. Call me whatever you want, but I pronounce herb with the "H" sound and racoon like ruhcoon. So suck it. I know Dreamweaver, Premiere (even though I don't have it anymore *tear*), After Effects, and Photoshop. I'm awesome, you're not. I don't have a big ego. All that is just for comedy and for shits and giggles. Um...pleh. I am a PC gamer and live by the fact that PC games will always kick the shit out of console games. I'm cynical. Not to be an unlikeable yet badass asshole, but because if something turns out to be good, then hooray, but if it's bad, you're not let down and you can rub other people's faces in it. Starship Troopers and Airplane! are really good movies. I hate to admit it but I'm kind of a Final Fantasy fanboy. But don't think that means I'll be easy on it.

I procrastinate. A LOT. I AM a geek and I love it. I get all kinds of cool shit for it. Ninjas are cooler than pirates simply because they have shurikens and can walk on water. TAKE THAT JESUS!

I have learned the Technique of Crazy Awesomeness. (NO MORE HEROES REFERENCE OHMUHGODNOOO)

I have A.D.H.D and I LOVE IT! I speak fast because of it so if you can't keep up, take the video and slow it down for your incredibly stupid brain. And if you are hearing me in person, record it and slow it down for your even more incredibly stupid brain. The fauxhawk is my favorite haircut because it's like a mohawk except it's not so fucking obnoxious. I mean do they think they look good with a dinosaur crest that is 2-3 feet long on their head looks GOOD?

That's all for now, I'll put the funnier stuff in a video maybe. BYE.